The amazing skills the signs have

bollywood-zodiac:

Aries: Can turn any situation into a comedic one, even the most awkward ones.

Taurus: Saying whatever they want and what everyone else is thinking but not saying, and literally never ends up offending anyone or hurting anyone.

Gemini: Can calm everyone around them even if they are not feeling calm. 

Cancer: Knows how to get maximum amazing results with minimum effort. The phrase “work smarter, not harder” was made by a Cancer.

Leo: Can get people hyped up for something they don’t really care for. Would be an awesome salesperson/ agent. 

Virgo: If they were to lie about something, they’d be so convincing that they would fool a lie detector test. 

Libra: Libra’s can change the atmosphere of a room in a millisecond. They can make the most boring party transform into the party of the year. 

Scorpio: Shade throwing game level: Off the Charts. Throws shade @ you during a casual conversation and you won’t even realise it. 

Sagittarius: Can keep asking questions till they get the answers they want/the person breaks out of frustration.

Capricorn: Expert at deflecting questions they don’t want to answer and can make you feel like they told you a lot of stuff but actually they told you nothing, you know like 0.000000000000001% about them.

Aquarius: extended greetings. They literally can make you feel super important just how they greet you. Their extended greetings can turn your bad day into a good one. 

Pisces: can make friends with literally anyone, they are so charming. 

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me seeing purple flowers on a lawn: that’s the prettiest thing i’ve ever seen

me seeing sunlight hit the waves of the sea: that’s the prettiest thing i’ve ever seen

me seeing raindrops sparkle colorfully on a bus stop bench at night: that’s the

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me @ myself: damn you got Issues man like for fuck’s sake

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Anti feminist girls are so embarrassing yikes

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2015 trend: answering the question “are you a feminist?” with the question “are you not?” in order to make not being a feminist sound more like the ridiculous, illogical thing that it is.

I’ve never reblogged anything faster.

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I honestly love drunk girls so much, last night I was at a party and a girl started crying because she loved my hair

One time in college, I had a fight with my boyfriend and was sitting outside crying, and a drunk girl came over and gave me a leaf to make me feel better.

amazing

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

Amazing

Drunk boys: will gather into a huge pack and harass people passing by.

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

this is a nice post

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

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